My typical morning.
Spend 15 minutes laying in bed trying to figure out how to get out of going to work.
Get up and rummage through the kitchen looking for food, dont find anything so I go back to bed.
Lay in bed for another 5 minutes.
Get up, go shower for 20 minutes.
Blow dry hair for 2 minutes, think f*ck it.
Sit in bed in a towel for an hour on tumblr.
Do make up, which takes 5 minutes.
Back on tumblr for 15 minutes.
Do hair, no longer than 15 minutes wasted.
Put on deoderant, perfume, and clothes. About 5 minutes.
Put on right shoe, then spend 20 minutes looking for left one.
“$h!t I’m late!” Run out the door, and speed to work.
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